Blood flies, rock your eyes (blood flies!) Blood flies, different size Blood flies, different size Blood flies, rock your eyes Blood flies, rock your eyes (Agent of the government, using all of the different stances.) Blood flies... (You're gonna set your fucking family on fire...) Another in the g..g...GOVERNMENT!! I don't want to be afraid of the government! Already spent, already spent! (Already spent using the government cash.) Blood flies, government Already spent, 50 cent 50, cent 50 cent (huh?) government (huh?) 50 cent (huh?) government (huh?) 50 cent (huh?) government (huh.) Let's save, euhm...ehm... flies... blood flies, blood flies! blood, blood flies! blood flies, blood flies! blood flies! blood flies! blood blood flies! blood blood flies! blood flies! blood flies, blood blood flies! blood flies! blood blood flies! blood flies! blood blood flies blood flies blood flies! blood flies! blood flies! blood blood flies! blood flies! blood blood flies! blood... You know you're a good ol man, in a good ol plan gettin yer good ol dance Don't you just know that yer a good fucken tool! Go to the government school, gov-government school, get-get the government school, kewl, the government school Governit gov givernty skewl, governer's school, get the government go, government go, where the government go to the government school government school (government land) where the government learns (the government) Land Government school government land going to goverment school Government land (government learns) going to government school (government learns) government land (government learns GOING TO SCHOOL! GOVERNMENT LEARNS! Government... school... Government... school... Government... We're normal people in this part of town. We haven't seen a person or an animal in very long. We forgot what people look like. We don't even have eyes. We don't even have eyes. We don't even have eyes. We don't even have eyes. We don't even have eyes. We don't even have eyes. We don't even have eyes. We don't even have eyes. We don't even have eyes. We don't even have eyes. We don't even have eyes. We don't... We don't even have eyes! We don't even have eyes! We don't even have eyes! In the government world. [JONATHAN SEXUAL MONOLOGUE] Hey I wanna have sex, you're an IDIOT! Kill me, stab me, but I love you-- let's hug, let's hug. Put it there, put it there. Let's eat habanero peppers. Alright, this tastes pretty good actually. *clink clink* Greetings, I have come here to call a toast! Nyehh, what do you wanna toast for, what are you, my mother in law? *clink clink* Order order! Settle down, now we're going to toast! Why? Sex! Idiot! No, stop! Jonny Mac, free gift coupon! 111.168! Join us! No!

I wish that I was pissin' n fartin' all the time I wish my tiny was online I wish that I was screamin' I wish my tiny little peepee would go inside I wish my little tiny finally came online I wish my little peepee thing inside my leg I wish my little mommy daddy seeing My peepee poopoo farting in my ass

Are you tired of being a fucking loser? Then listen to our station forever... CRUST FM The ONLY station! Feel so suffocated Just wanna make it go away I wanna get inebriated Looking at the clock, it's time to say Who are you, who are you What the hell am I supposed to do Save my soul from all I've done Mommy, daddy, only one I was gonna write the chorus to this song But then I remembered That I didn't even make the instrumental March 23rd, hush the wind the music died If you can't get the best of us now, it's cuz this is forever March 23rd, hush the wind the music died If you can't get the best of us now, it's cuz this is forever My name is David Bowie, and I am here to say I like to run and I like to hop and you know I like to play My name is David Bowie, and I am here to say I like to run and I like to hop and you know I like to play DAVID! DAVID! COME ON! There's one thing I know that's going on... I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die anymore And that's why I eat the door That is why I eat the door I don't wanna die I don't wanna feel pain Feel pain

This life is so confusing The knowing and all being So heavy, I realize I'm alone, with no home No answers to answer me Imprisoned and hiding I'm lonely, no family Me, me

I feel something in my belly I feel something... I feel something in my belly I feel something in my belly Felwelungunthizluh I'm sorry God I don't know Where I went wrong Please my God just pull me from this Tiny world of bouncing feeling Shake my soul and CRACK me open Ecstasies through painful squealing I am lost in good enoughs with Meat and cheese and Faltered healing No eureka moment In this life Ensuring lasting change No more mommy (or daddy) I'm alone I'm stuck I'm stuck In my life I'm stuuuuu...

CK!!! [The voices of God echo throughout your cavernous soul] [Three young boys negotiate life and death in a cabin somewhere] ...Yeah, it's terrifying... ...Think about where you are, as opposed to right here... you ever think about that?... ...Let's rationalize the situation... So, you have your perception, you have your emotions, and THEN go above everything... [THIS AMUSES JONATHAN SEXUAL] ...Let's scale down to the visible: fire, or being... ...Okay, by the way, this railing is NOT sturdy. ...Just put your head through, put your whole body through it!... ...You can break it! [THIS AMUSES JONATHAN SEXUAL] You can break it! You can break it! That makes you strong! You should feel strong! That means you can break it! [Your body becomes aligned in total calm.]

Meeting in this way who could have known How our destinies and ways apart have grown Looking still the same after all these years changing only in My memories not clear And believing all futures we would share Fate design playing natures mime and today by chance we Meet again after all this time Meeting in this way no-one could have known Sharing thoughts and deeds simple harmony plans and Hopes erased in our maturity Now tomorrow's dreams are now yesterday Fate design playing natures mime and today by chance we Meet again after all this time Meeting in this way no-one could have known

If I die, I will not die If I die, I... I don't want to die I don't want to die in this life I don't want to Die in my life I don't want, I don't want to die (yo, what's a guy gotta do to get a fuckin HAMBURGER around here??) I don't want to die, I don't want to die I don't want to die I don't want to die I don't want to die *applause* I'm not gonna die Any time soon I am not *cums*

So like, clipping is uh... OHH!! Oh yeah everybody yeah yeah Everybody something yeah Put the thing in it! Yeah yeah Everybody yeah Egg sandwiches and mayonnaise on the plate all day Yeah yeah Everybody something yeah Everybody tonight Yeah yeah Everybody yeah (mama!) *Pain scatting* Peeing in the dirt Cumming on the ground Shitting on the floor And going all around Whoa whoa Going into town Going into town and pooping on the ground *Baby Bebop-ing*

Mommy (Hurt me) Feel a lot of pain [Monologue from the Arbiter of Objective Truth] "I was driving just now in rush hour, and there were a bunch of cars in the right lane, and I was like, oh if I get in the left lane, I can get in front of all those guys! But I didn't do it, yknow I play it safe, I'm uh, I'm a cool, I'm a level headed guy, I don't take risks, and uhh I'm sitting there, and these people in the left lane are like FLYIN by me, and I'm thinking, aw man, I could be up front like them, and then over and over again in my head and out loud as well, I'm chanting: RAT RACE, RAT RACE, RAT RACE!"

[The Arbiter of Objective Truth continues his monologue] "Yknow what, bud... I'll let you merge, I'll let you merge into this lane. I'm keeping us all safe out here. They don't understand that I'm keeping everybody safe out here. I'm keeping them safe too. This is what I would imagine I'd be thinking right now, if I wasn't instead thinking: RAT RACE, RAT RACE,

RAT--" Alright then love, let's do a little diddy then! My name's David Bowie, and we're gonna have a real good time, innit! Let's go! My name's David Bowie, and I'm here to say I love to have fun and I love to play Two Weeks in Spain, Two Weeks in Spain Whoa Let's dance! My name's David Bowie and I love to dance And everybody knows that I've got the pants Two Weeks in Spain, Two Weeks in Spain Come on now love, let's get it! To my left to my right My name is David Bowie and I'm alright Fish and chips and all the night Everybody knows that I like to fight Got a big face, got a big dick And a big dick chip in ya big dick finger chips Finger chip, make a tip Makin' and breakin' chips Sour finger lickin finger dip! Freaky lip, freaky hair Freaky chicken hair nest Chicken and egg Chicken and egg Chicken and egg My name is David Bowie! Don't you know the deal?! Everybody knows that I love to scream and squeal! Squeal! [Enlightened gibberish] David Bowie likes to rap! I know it's tasty [???] Uh! I know I never had to do that to the fish and chips! *Expression of pain* I'm David Bowie and I like to say That it's cool to run and it's fun to play I'm dancing all night and I'm dancing all day But that's alright cuz I like to say David Bowie I'm David Bowie, David Bowie David Bowie David Bowie My name's David Bowie and I'm David Bowie David Bowie AHHHHHHHHHHH! I LIKE TO FUCK! I LIKE TO FUCK! I LIKE TO FUCK! MY NAME'S DAVID BOWIE, AND I LIKE TO FUCK! I LIKE TO FUCK ALL NIGHT AND ALL DAY! FISH AND CHIPS, ALL THE DAY! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE WAS 14 YEARS OLD! OOPSIE DOOPSIE! I'M JUST A LITTLE OLD MAN! LITTLE OLD MAN! I'M NOT DEAD! I'M ALIVE IN SERBIA! I'M NOT EVEN LIVING ANYMORE BUT I GUESS I GOTTA GET UP AND GO TO SCHOOL [DAVID BOWIE SCATS IN EXCITEMENT] AHHHHHHH I WISH I WASN'T FUCKING DEAD ANYMORE! AHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!

[indecipherable] I love my mom and dad [indecipherable] I love my mom and dad then I said: [indecipherable] you peepee up on my lawn NEVER HAD TO FIND THE BODY ANYHOW! the body was hidden in my secret heart it's dead(?) you were not anyone that I'd like to have in my house [indecipherable] I was just rudely interrupted by that screaming guy [indecipherable]

Yo, everybody get along Put it on the floor, and you shake your dong Shake your wong then you sing the donkey song Then you sing a bing ding a ding a dong What did he mean by that? I think he's got a thing for the mommys and the dads Huh? WHAT? I really hope that isn't a sexual thing It's not Well, I think it kinda is Now he's gonna sing about potty and piss *fart sound* Poop, fart fart (You like it) Pee (You like it) Sexual boner Fuck fuck Eugh! I didn't mean to do those things to all those fucking people I was caught in a lie, I was hypnotized Then I fucking wake up and I want to cry ... Yes! Yo, everybody get along Put it on the floor, and you shake your dong Shake your wong then you sing the donkey song Then you sing a bing ding a ding a dong [Demon Whispers]

Thank you, thank you I like to sing all day and all night (He likes to sing) About the pain I'm feeling the pain It feels good Feels so good You make the pain Feel oh so good When I hurt in my body When I'm in pain Pain. Thank you ladies and gentlemen! [Enter Sandman by Metallica]